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Here I collected some very funny and entertaining Girl Jokes on funny activities and habits of boys and girls. Enjoy these too hilarious jokes and make you laugh then don’t forget to share them with your buddies.
Funny Girls Jokes
1) Boy: “Isn’t the principal a dummy!”
Girl: “Say, do you know who I am?”
Girl: “I’m the principal’s daughter.”
Boy: “And do you know who I am?”
Boy: “Thank god!”
2) Girl: Do you know, married men live longer than single man do?
Boy : Do you know married men are a lot more willing to die!
3) Boy : Marry me.. ?
Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
Boy : No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy : No..
Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy : No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!
Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary when actually I am the BOSS..
4) A Fact :
“A Girl Will Always Forgive And Forget
She Will Never Let You Forget That She Had
Forgiven And Forgotton..
5) Boy to girl before exam: Hey all d best
Girl: All da best to u too
But girl scored 80 marks & boy failed
Moral: Only boys wish with true heart..
6) Boy Brought Present 4 His GF
Girl :(After Opening)What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ?
Boy : U Wanted Stars Na?Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!
7) Boy To Girl: Why do you love a rose,
which dies in a day.
But don’t love me, who dies for you everyday?
Girl Replied: . . . . . . Oye hoye … Dialogue!!
8) Girl-Nice Mobile.
Where Did U Buy? Boy-I Won Dis In A Running Race.
Girl-How Many People Participated?
Boy- MOBILE OWNER, POLICE And ME.
9) STRANGE REALITY OF FACEBOOK:
Girl Status: I am feeling sad.. 952 comments
Boy Status: I am going to commit suicide .. 2 likes.
10) Innocent girl:Why boys are so careless and irresponsible?
Clever boy :Coz they know that somewhere a sweet and innocent girl is learning to be responsible for them.
11) Boy: Hey girl! Is your name Google.?
Girl: No-But why..?
Boy: bcoz you have all the things
I’m searching for….!
12) GIRL: I Have A Question For You.
BOY: Alright, Ask Me.
GIRL: What Do You See When You
Look In My Eyes?
BOY: You Honestly Wanna Know?
GIRL: Yeah !!……
BOY: My Future
Joke :Boy girl joke
13) Undefined Things of Boys
Tum na bahut wo ho (now what the hell is ‘wo’)
Mujhe tumse ye umeed nahi thi (no one will ever
know what was their ‘umeed’)
Tum pehle jaisi nahi rahi (they will themselves
change you as time passes and then throw this dialogue)
14) Boy: Boys are intelligent than girls!
Girl: Any proof ? Boy: You always say intelliGENTS
but you never say intelliLADIES!
“Great people Great thoughts.”
15) Joke :Boy girl joke
Girl : neend me ho to sapne bhejo! jaag rahe ho to yaadein bhejo!
ro rahe ho to aansu bhejo! sms parh rahe ho to
Boy : toilet me hun, kya bhejun?
16) BOY: come with me…
BOY: wherever you like.
GIRL: OK let’s go to Police Station.
BOY: Lo batao ab banda apni sister se majak bhi nahi kar sakta!
17) Boy and girl in restaurant
Boy: I love you
Girl: I don’t love you
Boy: Think again?
Girl: No no and no
Boy: waiter, bring separate bills.
Girl: ok ok….I love you too
18) Girl: kya kr rhy ho?
Boy: Makhiyan mar rha hu
Girl: ktni mari?
Boy: 3male or 2female
Girl: Kse malom?
Boy: 3 shrab ki bottle se chipki hui thi or 2 fone se.
19 ) Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
Boy: Long Drive Par..!!
Girl: Pahle Kyun Nhi Bataya..?
Boy: Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Break
Nai Lag rahe.
20) Hamare Dost Devendar Ko Badi Tharak Chadi Hui Thi, Control Na Hua To Ek Dalal Ke Paas Jakar Bola.
Devendar: “Ek Bade Ball Aur Chote Hole Wali Ladki Bhejo”
Kuch Der Baad Ek Ladki Aayi Aur Devendar Se Puchha.
Ladki: “Kya Aap Wahi Hai, Jiska Muh Bada Aur Lund Chhota Hai“
21) Ek Ladki Nurse Se: “Meri Choot Fat Gayi Hai Mujhe Taanke Lagwane Hain.”
Nurse: “Size Kitna Rakhna Hai?”
Ladki Soch Kar Boli: “Apni Ke Jitna Rakh Do.”
Nurse: “Fir Toh Aur Jyada Faadni Padegi….“
22) Ek Ladki Apni Saheli Se: “Yaar Meri Kamar Dukh Rahi Hain?”
Saheli: “Kyun, Kaya Hua?”
Ladki: “Yaar Wo Mein Doggi Style Mein Sxx Karwati Hun Na Isliye..”
Saheli: “Toh Koi Aur Style Mein Sxx Kar Liya Kar..”
Ladki: “Mein Toh Kar Lu Lekin Mere Kutte Ko Aur Koi Style Aata Hi Nahi…“
23) College Naye Naye Start Hue Thhe And Class Chal Rahi Thhi
Ek Shararti Ladke Ne Apne Aage Bethi Ladki Ki Gaand Mein Ungli Dal Di
Ladki Muskurate Hue Piche Mud Kar Boli: “Utni Hi Tatti Nikalna Jitni Khani Ho“
24) Dentist: Kya aap “Oral B” Karti ho..?
Lady: Karna padta hai Dr. Sahab,
uske bina inka KHADA hi nahi hota
25) A boy to a girl: Darling!
Ur Lips r so nice,
bh0sdike ch#?#?t? se muh hata
26) Boy- Accha tum rakho
Gal- nhi tum phone rakho
Boy- nahi tum rakho baby
Girl- nahi na tum rkho Boy- nahi.. Roommate- Bhsdk rakh nhi toh main ghuma ke rakhunga ek kaan ke neeche. Ek larki Santa ki Lulli moun mein ley kr boli,1000 rupay nikaal warna kaat loon gi,
27) Santa bola: teri behn nu lan,
500 mujhey dey warna peeshab kar doon gaDifference between dream and aim
Dream : chodna
Aim : usi ko chodnaFaisal Mochi Ki Shadi Hui
Suhag Raat Mein Wo Kuch Kiye Bina So Gaya
Biwi Ne uska Haath Apne Niche Lagaya To Wo Neend Mein Bola
Is Ki Silaai Ke 35 Rupye Lunga.Ladke Wale:Ladki Kuchh Karti Bhi Hai ?
Ladki Ki Maa :subha Nashte Mein 2 Parathe Dopehr 4 Roti
Raat Me 2 Plate Biryani Kha Ke Theek
TATTI Karti Hai Here is a page of our free, assorted, funny Girl jokes. The first section has one-liners, while the second section features short stories. At the bottom of the page are funny pictures of Girls drivers. Enjoy the best of Will and Guy’s Girl jokes